My service here is to provide a unique Best Man Speech which will have been written by myself, but very much personalised towards the you and history with the Groom.
While I appreciate that I will not know you at all, the attached questionnaire will give me all the information I need to compile a very funny, but ultimately sincere speech for the Groom to be squirming, to the amusement of the wedding guests. I will never use material which may be taken offensively, however I have a wealth of material which can be used in a funny, slightly naughty, but inoffensive way, so that your audience, will thoroughly enjoy it and pat you on the back for a job well done.
So why ask me to write your speech? Quite simply, I know from experience and feedback from the speeches I have already written for clients that, the saving of the stress and worry of them having to write it themselves together with the time it would have taken them, was invaluable.
The earlier you can give me the details on the attached questionnaire, the better, as I need at least 2 weeks notice in peak times. I would always try to have the Speech back with you at least a week before the big day to practice it, leading to improved confidence on the day itself. I will write the speech with highlights where to pause and wait for reaction etc, so you just need to turn up on the day and deliver it in your own personal way.
Remember, it is the biggest day of the Bride & Groom's lives to date, but don't under estimate what a big day it is for you as well.......the eyes and ears of the guests, and your best mate/brother, the Groom will be firmly on you for the time that you'll be standing up there already nervous, but with the added knowledge that you have a fantastic speech to deliver.